gangsta mario

Mario except its not Mario its Lil pump on Halloween.

gangsta Mario is a great costume idea am I right.

by gangsta mario December 19, 2019

Mario and Lauren

A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass

A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.

by Phonesexxx January 11, 2017

Mario bump

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

by cambodia January 17, 2021

Mario Paint

A paint program/animation tool/music creation tool made by Nintendo for the Super NES in 1992. The game made use of the Super NES Mouse, which was bundled alongside the game.

I made a beautiful drawing in Mario Paint.

by Yoshi128k February 18, 2021

Mario's breakfast

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.

Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!

by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 11, 2021

Super Mario

The best video game franchise in the world.

My friend: Do you wanna play sonic the hedgehog or Super Mario?

me: SUPER MARIO!!!!!!!!

by pink testicles March 16, 2021

Mario Sauce

1) A sauce so good and delicious it makes anything taste incredible and godlike. It can also grant wishes

2) A godlike entity that watches over everyone and can do whatever the fuck it wants

3) Another word for cum

1) Yum thats some good mario sauce you got there!

2) Let us pray to the one and only mario sauce.

3) Yum thats some good mario sauce you got there!

by Gameoyeah March 23, 2021