- a synonym for daddy; the embodiment of God. He has an infectious laugh and will laugh at anything when he is stoned. You should never leave any snacks, candy, desserts out overnight while with him, as all of it will disappear by tomorrow morning.
by fr33kilyn33kily November 22, 2021
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Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
Get the Hank Boontz mug.To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
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Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.
Based on what happened to Hank.
Is an opposite to Franking
Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.
Based on what happened to Hank.
Is an opposite to Franking
Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.
But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny
But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny
by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024
Get the Hanking mug.This guy seems super happy-go-lucky and wild in every way on the outside, to the point where it can be annoying. He probably has a large circle of friends, but none of them feel real. It's all superficial. He's just a popular class clown type to everyone around him. But he has a lot more going on under the surface and has no outlets to express that. So, get to know a Hank. You won't regret it. On the inside, he's charming, intelligent, and free. He's genuinely a nice guy, and he needs a friend.
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