Quick change of mind
Was headed to grab a drink with you all as planned but my girl called & brain forked me. Next time...
by Merg1 March 18, 2017
Get the brain forkmug. by Anonymous 875 September 23, 2019
Get the Forks on the 6ixmug. When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.
Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.
by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010
Get the awkward forkingmug. Grand Forks is a place in North Dokota...and North Dokota we all should know borders Canada. Now with scarce population, save for the groundchucks, whose armies are also dwindling, much like my own legions, this state appears as a large empty room beside a bumpin' little party...and staying, or rather being stuck here for any period of time is like looking at that party out the window and never getting any action...of any kind... :( my cup of sadness overflows...boo-hoo
and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...
and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...
"I'm in Grand Forks, mom"
"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"
"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."
"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"
"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...
"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"
"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."
"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"
"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...
by ///zXn May 31, 2004
Get the Grand Forksmug. by ssj2kite September 17, 2004
Get the Cunting Forkmug. Something people with an IQ level below 10 say then throw up a sign for all of those idiots to unite together.
by Devil_spitter April 30, 2019
Get the Forks Upmug. by Snokeisafork June 7, 2019
Get the Fork manmug.