corn hook

Sticking your finger into a womans ass while in doggy style in order to move her forards and backwards with your finger.

"I gave my girl a cornhook from behind and she went crazy!"

by Peter N. Ballsonya June 23, 2003

corn nips

A corn nip is a when a female snacks on her male boyfriends nipples.

'I love your corn nips roger! Let me suck them'
'Yessss they're like pink'

by kalanilovesdeonandhiscornnips August 22, 2017

cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.

I enjoy cornning the ham

by cloakchoke January 9, 2011

Corn Countdown

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.

I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.

by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018

Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.

Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food

by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020

boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.

After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.

by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015

Corn Nibblers

When a girl smiles and her teeth are so small all you see are gums and nubs

Look at the corn nibblers on that bitch!

by Escape10 January 10, 2010