adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.

That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...

by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024

all talk no bark

When you only talk and don’t bark

That person is all talk no bark

by Aidan is cool...kinda September 28, 2022

Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.

Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!

by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK March 2, 2011

Barking

Scottish slang for something that really stinks.

Boy : *comes out of toilet* I'd gee that hawf an hoor Dad!
Dad : God, its f*****g barking!

by mr_miracle February 10, 2021

My Dawgs Are Barking

This is a term used when your feet are hurting. The dawgs refer to the feet, commonly confused with the toes.

After walking in all that slime my dawgs are barking

by TheSexualThrill69 May 21, 2023

banana bark

The yelp emitted when too much teeth come into play during fellatio.

yo did you hear Dave's banana bark last night? whoever blew him must've had braces.

by FriskyLingo June 8, 2018