sunday shorts

Sunday shorts - n. male, handmade short jean shorts, similar to "Daisy Dukes" created for the purpose of drinking excessively on Sundays and watching sports and/or other manly television; a true demonstration of zero fucks given; pairs well with other white trash apparel, i.e., cowboy boots, sleeveless shirts, camo hat, etc.

Kevin woke up Sunday morning, donned his Sunday shorts, and commenced his day of drinking beer, watching football, and yelling obscenities at the neighborhood children.

by Wark Mahlberg January 16, 2014

sunday trumpet

When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.

Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.

by Dillydilly803 November 19, 2017

sunday sex

Fully clothed sex with intense kissing and dry humping but NO touching because it's the Lords day.

I wanted to do the deed but it was Sunday so we had Sunday sex.

by sundaysexy February 1, 2021

Sunday Thing

Adj. - An object, activity, person, place, or idea that reminds one of the feeling gotten come Sunday morning, when the realization that the next day will bring hell AND high water (i.e., work, school, obligations, sobriety) sets in.

(Reminiscent of a wet, reeking dog lying on your clean clothes/bed/couch/person in the dead heat of a Mississippi summer day, happily permeating all surroundings in its stench and spittiness.)

"Dude, that essay is Sunday Thing, to the max."

"So you've got testicular cancer, eh? Sunday Thing, man. Sunday Thing."

"That bitch had the most rotten knot I've ever smashed! It was some kind of Sunday Thing, for serious."

by Bolognaise August 13, 2008

Collin Sunday

An absolute bad ass, tall, blonde, handsome. This individual is unrivaled and cannot be compared to any mortal and everyone wishes that they could have the abilities of this amazing person. Girls drop their panties for him and they wish they could be with him but his is only loyal to one.

Everyone ever: I wish I could be as awesome as Collin Sunday.

by sexybitch243 January 8, 2020

Sunday bothering

1. To disturb or anger, especially by minor irritations;

2.a. To make agitated or nervous; fluster.
b. To make confused or perplexed; puzzle.

3. To intrude on without invitation or warrant; disturb.

These meanings are then increased in annoyance/anger/disturbance etc. due to the fact it is a Sunday.

Sunday is meant to be a day of rest and so even the mere thought of being bothered on this day send shivers down the spine.

"Why do you feel the need to disturb me today. This is A true Sunday bothering!" said Witek

by Top botherer February 19, 2014

Sunday Clutch

The Sunday Clutch is an incredible feat where in one realizes all the shit thats due on Monday and gets his shit together, Sunday Clutch hours are usually from 7 pm - 4am. Side effects are mostly insomnia and lack of energy

John: Fuck dude did you sumbit the requirements?

Terry: Yeah John, I pulled a Sunday Clutch and I still have no sleep.

Person 3: That's amazing you need a fucking medal.

by phantomrdx June 19, 2016