Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.

Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.

by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017

Scaling the Fish

Oral sex performed upon a female. Aka "eating out".

"I enjoy Scaling the Fish, but only if I get dome first."

by Shaquan Johnson September 30, 2008

highness scale

The scale of how high you are from 1-100

And increase as you get higher and higher

Person 1: what are you on the highness scale
Person 2: I’m like a 185

Person 2: no wait I broke the scale I’m a 321

by Shirli May 20, 2019

scale party

A scale party is a social gathering among friends or acquaintances, typically held after a bulk purchase of items such as food, spices, or other goods that are sold at a discount in large quantities. During a scale party, the purchased items are weighed out using a scale and then divided into smaller portions among the attendees, allowing everyone to take home a fair share of the goods. Participants may also use the occasion to sample the items and share recipes or tips. The scale party is a fun and practical way to save money by purchasing in bulk while also fostering a sense of community among friends.

Last weekend, me and my buddies got together for a scale party to divvy up some spices we bought in bulk, and it was awesome! We weighed everything out, tried some new flavors, and had a great time hanging out and catching up.

by Spankbank April 16, 2023

Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.

"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."

by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

The Ines Scale

the rating of different driveways using a driveway that is very rough and requires a 4x4 vehicle.

me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”

dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”

by 123beetree June 9, 2019