poor-hammer 40k

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.
" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."
by warrdogg September 28, 2015
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Poor Man's Toupee

A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.
"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
by real concerned citizen January 28, 2012
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First-World Poor

You own Luxury Items, such as an iPad, fast WiFi or a Gaming PC with an GeForce 1080, but you use them to look at you're massive Debt.
Man, im First-World Poor.
Why did you buy your PC?
To look at my Bank Account.
And, how much money do you have?
I am 10 grand in debt.
Why didn't you use your iPad?
I use that to look at my debt on the go.
You stupid Idiot...
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Poor Kid's Wii

Watching music videos online and trying to dance along with the moves.
I spent all night YouTubing Michael Jackson videos to play Poor Kid's Wii.
by darthslater January 26, 2012
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Poor man's disprin

Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.
by Mike1234567890 May 19, 2012
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poor man's limo

any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride
I rode the poor man's limo home today.

For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.
by ewensa July 03, 2012
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poor man's vacation

Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.

c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"
Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?

He on the poor man's vacation.
by Goso May 25, 2011
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