stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

Bitch lasagna

Tseries

Tseries ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

by Kibbz_325 March 5, 2019

deep dish lasagna

Referring to the woman’s front private area. Unlike the standard reference of a taco, a deep dish lasagna is deep, moist, and layered.

I got hooked up with that girl up from the party yesterday and man, in bed she had a deep dish lasagna.

by MasterBigDump March 23, 2024

Lasagna

a sex position where 5 or more people lie on top of eachother and give eachother oral sex

“Yo me and some friends made a lasagna last night. Things got real freaky”

by testicle mary July 5, 2018

shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

Lasagna Lover

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.

"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"

by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019

Lasagna Hunter

A person who goes for the girls that are not good looking/desperate because they themselves are ugly af and desperate. They’re standards are very, very low.

Person A- “You heard about Cameron Harlington’s girlfriend”
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”

by Shirielle Han January 4, 2018