Herpe Dealer

a man or woman who deals in the relms of STDs & STIs specifically Herpes. They generally keep busy by giving the herpes to unsuspecting indvivuals.

"oh fuck dude i think i have herpes, i slept with Kristie last night and she is huge herpe dealer."

by G.M & M.V February 16, 2009

Explosive Herpes

A case of herpes so severe, the second the pants are removed-
-*BOOM*

Man: That doesn't look hygienic...oh shit. *massive explosion*
Woman: Sorry, I guess I should've warned you about my explosive herpes. Might want to get that checked out now...soon.

by Ajemsuhgao December 9, 2008

Herp-a-Derp

A woman who is cute but dumb; Herp: Cute girl; Derp: Dumb

GF: Umm... Derp. Let's go to the mall.

L: Kevin your girlfiend is a Herp-a-Derp....
K: No she isn't.

by Koowhipfluke October 26, 2010

Hepatitis herpes

When you get so many sexually transmittited diseases your genitals fall off.

Dude he went to tampa and came back with hepatitis herpes.

by Wanknipple April 20, 2017

Phone Herpes

Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.

F***ing Phone Herpes, I have to turn it on again!

by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 13, 2009

Friendzone Herpes

When A guy/girl That will not leave you alone is causing the root of all your problems.

"He wont leave me alone! And my mother thinks were dating now. My friends are leaving me , and so did my significant other." " Sounds like you've got Friendzone Herpes."

by CannibalismIsMySpecialty February 28, 2016

Jamaican herpes

Burn(s) on the lip(s) caused by smoking a joint or roach too close to the end.

That doobie was burning so hot it gave me Jamaican herpes!

by RandomWords April 30, 2013