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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.
If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman July 14, 2007
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the fat elephant

when you piss in a girls butt whole and then put a cork in it, and the push the cork up the ass so the pee goes in the girls body and then you simply punch her and leave.
it was a one nigh stand, i gave her the fat elephant.
by fatelephant December 16, 2008
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The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.
OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"
by Mr. charles swanson June 9, 2011
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The vertically elevated land

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.
“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”
by NeyThee May 30, 2018
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The Danny Elfman

(Sex act). The danny elfman is when you shove your fist up a guys ass and then you do a mock puppet show and open your hand
Hey man, that Danny Elfman you gave me last night was unbelievable.
The danny elfman is a sex act
by NotDavidByrne May 3, 2023
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drown the baby elephant

When you put your trunk (penis) in your woman's watering hole.
She was begging me to drown the baby elephant inside of her last night.
by emptywheel August 11, 2018
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the 2020 election

no madder who wins it is going to be terrible.
Bet 1$
the 2020 election is going to be the end of america.
by scp fan fic November 5, 2020
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