What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Cuban Donut Hole

Wen u shit in a bitches mouth and she spits it back in ur butthole
My girlfriend said she wanted 2 spice up our sex life so I suggested that we try the Cuban donut hole. Now shes scared 4 life and I need a new girlfriend
by Brap Brap360 March 11, 2021
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Cuban Cosby

When you eat fruity pebbles and barf on a girl to look like Bill Cosby sweater, then light it on fire With your Cuban cigar
Friend: have you ever given your girl a Cuban Cosby?
You: when I barf fruity pebbles on her?
Friend: yeah then you light the sweater I. Fire with your cigar.
by Sheridan1235 March 30, 2017
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Grilled Cuban

When a dude covers his boner with streaks of bbq sauce, and his recipient (prefferably female, but let's not judge) pole smoker plays the oral version of the game "just the tip".
I heard Sam gave Taylor a Grilled Cuban!
by Voiceless Didact September 27, 2013
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cuban slide

When a dog has an itchy ass and drags it on the ground.
Can you let the dog out, he’s doing the cuban slide on the carpet again.
by Le Wease July 30, 2024
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Cuban Centipede

A guy/girl smokes a cigar while you try and suck it out their ass
I pulled a cuban centipede on this Columbian chic
by SussQuatch August 19, 2022
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Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.
Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.
by SleezySlut December 23, 2023
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