Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
by ring-tailed roarer May 17, 2011
A "Shirley Temple" with vodka.
by dranamous March 07, 2011
When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.
"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"
"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"
"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"
by Muggets NcSloppy April 28, 2009
A simple well drink cocktail comprising of double or triple vodka with a conservative splash of cranberry juice served on the rocks in a short glass with a straw that is consumed on a work or school-night.
Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.
Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.
Lashaya: Hi Carlton happy hump day and welcome back to my bar. What would you like to drink tonight sweetie?
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.
Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.
Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.
by phbl September 09, 2023
The Clover Club Cocktail is an alcoholic beverage consisting of gin, lemon juice, raspberry syrup, and an egg white, typically served "straight up" (as in without ice) in a cocktail glass. The egg white is not added for flavor, but rather to emulsify the mixture and give it a foamy head.
I went to the bar and got a Clover Club Cocktail, it was great. Tasted good, and a few will get you plastered.
by SunnyShiki February 21, 2019
Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
by tonymarc May 19, 2009
When a person mixes the prescription drugs Soma, oxycodone, xanax. usually a standard dose of each, as these are all very potent. 350-700soma 10-30mg oxy, 1-2mg xanax (benzos)
Note: some people have scripts for all 3 of these. some don't.
Note: some people have scripts for all 3 of these. some don't.
by RxGrad December 15, 2012