Benjamin Manuel

Black monkey.

Come back here Benjamin Manuel you baboon! You ape!

by MonkeyCatcher2000 April 20, 2022

Benjamin wray

less then a inch but when it comes at 90 mph it hurts

benjamin wray is a hard boi

by gauge15 December 17, 2019

Ephrem Benjamin

Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.

Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.

Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"

Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."

Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"

by Glenns Noman December 7, 2017

fresh benjamin

A crispy $100 dollar

"that'll be 2 fresh benjamins

by the 69 kid January 12, 2022

Benjamin Wannop

A little bum who has a wierd thing for cats, he never sees the light if day unless he's forced to in school, he loves valorant and other pc games, don't trust him he's not sane.

Me: Hello Benjamin Wannop
Ben: I love cats "shows a cat picture"
Me:"slaps"

by Gabba is the goat April 29, 2022

Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

Benjamin BOMTEMPO

Benjamin BOMTEMPO is something very bad. if this is your name, you are cursed with extra body fat and non original or funyn jokes.

Benjamin BOMTEMPO is very stupid

by Benjamin BOMTEMPO hater April 28, 2022