arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

Hungry Arse

A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.

Christ on a bike, have you seen the hungry arse on that? I bet she's got a real camel toe to match

by Stato the Laird December 14, 2008

Arse Butter

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist

Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese

"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"

"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"

by Topher Down March 27, 2009

Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.

Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank

by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015

Bannon arse

The uncontrollable explosion of one’s bowels, performed with a devastatingly wet noise and accompanied by the smell of a thousand rotting animals.

Man, I had the worst Bannon arse after eating that Red Rooster on the plane.

by ColonelHunt February 11, 2019

shagging arse

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!

Have you been shagging arse?

by Sammo88 October 4, 2019

arse curtains

Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.

"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"

by Whippet August 6, 2004