the dumbest fucking thing ever created.
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time
fuck the text message example theres no need,
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure.
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure.
by dontworryaboutit2012 August 28, 2012
Get the text message mug.A growing trend wherby someone sends a text to an unknown number saying 'I love you'.
Started by someone on the website My Life Is Average it has had some interesting consequences.
Started by someone on the website My Life Is Average it has had some interesting consequences.
by crazycatcoolio1 August 5, 2009
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or text-tard, or texting retard, someone who has trouble sending text messages from a cell phone key pad (makes many mistakes, takes a long time to send a message or a reply) or someone who sends a text message (usually personal and not to be disclosed) to the wrong person.
Joe is such a textard, every time i text him, he takes forever to send a reply.
Jill had a textard moment when she sent a picture of her bare ass to her dad instead of her boyfriend.
Jill had a textard moment when she sent a picture of her bare ass to her dad instead of her boyfriend.
by shizzlehead January 5, 2007
Get the textard mug.That person that sends you a senseless message after having a text-message conversation that is over so that you reply and he/she gets to keep the "last" message and not reply again (especially done by women)
M: so, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8 pm, ok?
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
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W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
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W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"
by Dexter_prog October 27, 2009
Get the last text keeper mug.When a boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't have the guts to breakup in person so they end up sending a text saying they're breaking up. Similar to the email breakup where you breakup over email.
She's a bitch! She just broke up with me in a text message. That's so low!
I know man. The Text Message Breakup is the worst.
I know man. The Text Message Breakup is the worst.
by Jack, December 9, 2008
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Maddie- "Yeah."
by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009
Get the butt text mug.when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.
by fossybear123 May 29, 2009
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