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testicular banter

When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.
Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”

Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”

Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”

Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy

~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.

That is testicular banter in its raw form.
by JackisOG October 15, 2021
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pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.
We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.
by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009
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foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony February 2, 2019
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Testiclops

One nut in a bag.
Get your hands off me you testiclops!
Just another dick with no balls.
by daytipa May 1, 2003
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Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.
Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!
by StuPedasso October 10, 2012
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testickle

by devil herder July 11, 2004
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