Testacles

Tentacles shaped like testicles

Octopus 1: "hey man I love your testacles"
Octopus 2: "thanks man, this gets all the bitches"

by wabbet January 14, 2024

testalying

Knowingly lying on the witness stand. This was once used soley with respect to police officers lying on the witness stand but is now used whenever witnesses are lying on the stand.

Her story was such a farce that everyone knew that Jen McCabe was testalying.

by NH TurtleChick May 25, 2024

Testamigo

Latino or Hispanic “Eskimo brother”. A person of Latino or Hispanic heritage that has had sex with the same woman as you.

For females - Testamiga

Hey, did you hear that Jose hooked up with your ex? Looks like you guys are Testamigos now.

by Sterling James May 21, 2025

testari

testari is the very smashable alpha god tier goonmaxxing level 69000 gyatt rizzler that singlehandedly took down the entire rocktorran military in the literary masterpiece IRONY OF THE IMPERIUM and is the most hot, famous man in all of klentica with over 490858930583540390853095839085 imperial subjects

random klent guy #1: "did you hear about the new business that opened up down the street?"
random klent guy #2: "yeah, testari's prostitution services! my wife went there last week. said he was great."
random klent guy #1: "nice, im gonna check it out tonight!"
random klent guy #2: "oh damn, didnt know he was gay"

by god-emperor of klentonnia May 22, 2025

ferrari testarossa

bits of other things.

fan belt went on me pug, next thing i knew the italins ad made a door handle out of it for a ferrari testarossa.

by Plasteres Mate October 15, 2018

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

Wendy Testaberger

Season sixteen, episode: Butterballs
Wendy is known as Stan Marshs on and off girlfriend. She's a SJW and she got a teacher killed

"DONT FUCK WITH WENDY TESTABERGER!"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN BITCH OR ILL WHOOP YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS BACK TO NEXT YEAR"

by CallMeParty September 9, 2022