Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

by supshp August 25, 2013

London Teabag

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.

The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory

by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011

Golden Teabag

It's the perfoming of a sexual act, where you rub your testicles in someones face, while being able to urinate inside someones mouth.

My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.

by Plus5ToDexterityVest July 2, 2011

Zetland teabag

When a man inserts his nut sack into another man's anus then proceeds to then put said nutsack into the same man's mouth

Can't believe doogie loves receiving a Zetland teabag after a long shift

Next time give them a Zetland teabag instead of just a Turkey slap

by Crudeaviator April 27, 2023

blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open

He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.

by Dmamc November 28, 2021

the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020

Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.

Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.

by Wiskco March 19, 2020