Tacoma Tongue Job

When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass clean so you don't have to use toilet paper. When she is done licking your ass clean cum on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.

I made the bitch give me a Tacoma Tongue Job and she loved it.

by Tant Lover November 11, 2006

tatum

The man beast who plans to kill philip bond.

No mr.tatum please take your penis out of my rectum

by Pontious August 5, 2003

tacoma

a punch in the nuts

Guy 1: "Dude don't tacoma me"
Guy 2: "Your testicles are in my sight

by jimmykabob April 8, 2013

mushroom tatoo

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face

look in the mirror at yourself!

by yo mamma June 11, 2006

TATM

TATM as in Take your Ass To the Max.

Yo bitch...TATM! That's right! TATM!!

by huck November 18, 2005

Tatum

An individual who says the same joke multiple times in the hopes that it will become funny, when in fact, it never does.

"Did Tatum just tell you that sexist joke about why women wear high heels?"
"Yeah...so lame."

by ChamomilE January 14, 2014

tear drop tatoo

A tatoo usually placed on the face of someone who either has killed another person, or wants to front and act like they have cause they think it's cool. Wanna-be's aside, the legitimate wearers of this tatoo likely killed someone with a knife or gun because they are pussies and can't fight fair.

"yo dawg, that tear drop tatoo is tight, yo pussy ass musta shanked somebody cause i know yo skinny ass didn't beat him to death.....PUSSY"

by marmarthe2nd May 21, 2008