texas tater chip 

ejaculate on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her

after her sweet blowjob results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip

texas tater chip by the fighting armadillo January 7, 2010

caught the tater 

verb. unwillingly getting caught in an illegal act and or being arrested.

perp: where u at?

eazy: caught the tater bruh ; driving home last night with a brewty in my hand and a bluntsky and the boys rolled up behind me. caught the tater...

caught the tater by brupty March 14, 2010

Woman-tater 

A female who you may briefly think you want , but really you don't.

I'm really sick of all those woman-taters.

Woman-tater by alonsgnegni0 July 7, 2017

DUTCH TATER TOT DIP 

TWO GIRLS HAVE SUCK ON YOUR BALLS WHILE YOUR FUCKING ANOTHER GIRL IN THE ASS

I ASKED SUSIE,LUCY AND BRENDA IF THEY WANTED TO TRY A DUTCH TATER TOT DIP

DUTCH TATER TOT DIP by LIMPY DICK December 19, 2010

I'll tater your tots 

a very creative play on my nickname which means I'll give you sex. lol. made by one of my besties! love yah!!

Dude your so hott i wanna tater your tots!!
I'll tater your tots you hipster hunk!

I'll tater your tots by andysambergismylove February 1, 2009

dick tater

Often misspelled as dictator, a dick tater is a man or woman who:

1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.
2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.
3. All of the above

A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.

This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.

A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.

See dick.

That man thinks he is a Dick Tater!@!@!

dick tater by Bob Hester February 13, 2004

Tuscan Tater 

An overly tan middle aged woman with bad hair (usually bleach blonde) that frequents restuarant bars drinking too much white wine.

Three tuscan taters joined us at the TGI Fridays bar, it was mid December in Michigan but all were well tanned with hair like straw, each ordered a white zin.

Tuscan Tater by vanbiz November 18, 2011