vanbiz's definitions
An overly tan middle aged woman with bad hair (usually bleach blonde) that frequents restuarant bars drinking too much white wine.
Three tuscan taters joined us at the TGI Fridays bar, it was mid December in Michigan but all were well tanned with hair like straw, each ordered a white zin.
by vanbiz November 18, 2011
Get the Tuscan Tatermug.