Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.

We are such sausage slappers!

by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018

Alabama Snapper

A southern hooker’s pussy; usually smells of grizzly wintergreen.

“Brother, I’m pissing fire today. It must’ve been that Alabama Snapper!”

by Redneck1896 April 21, 2019

sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

by dangerousliason June 7, 2019

Flounder Slapper

when you slap the outside lips of a girl's orgasm chasm with your love piston for minutes on end

I gave Becky a wild flounder slapper last night, but I forgot to stop before I came now she's pregnant.

by cherrisa June 9, 2019

Night Snapper

Someone who only snapchats you at night.

Ugh, he is such a Night Snapper! He only snapchats me after 8pm.

by cghkyuoytyi June 2, 2020

Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

Puddle Slapper

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere

Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023