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idaho sunrise

When you black out one night and you

wake up with your shlong still in a girls vagina and it's very pruny
Robby: Bro why are you all sad?
Kyle: I drank to much last night and woke up to a idaho sunrise
by Jayhawk13591 August 14, 2017
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Santiago Sunrise

1. To begin one's day with dick and a coffee/tea
2. To wake up to an orgasm, followed by tea/ coffee
A Santiago sunrise before the gym is a great way to start the day.

She'd marry him, but his Santiago sunrise game is weak.
by AdamWarlock June 27, 2019
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Nigerian Sunrise

When a guy cums in an ass the night before and the cum-keistering ass wakes up aforementioned guy with a wet fart to the face.
She enjoyed the anal so much the night before that she repaid him with a glorious Nigerian Sunrise.
by JohnRestUB July 6, 2019
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Cleveland Sunrise

A situation whereby one wakes up to puke after a heavy night of drinking only to find an unflushed turd in the toilet and pukes in it anyway.
I woke up to a Cleveland Sunrise this morning but it's ok, I used that shit spackled toilet bowl as inspiration.
by Free Candy Inside September 14, 2019
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Ultimately Superior

Oranges are ultimately superior to Apples.
by ultimately_superior October 6, 2020
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Mother Superior Complex

A term to describe a cultural phenomenon of female privilege when it comes to child access issues and the many ways having a womb is considered a free pass to act in abhorrent ways - including denying access to fathers. It essentially means that any decision or action taken by a woman is deemed correct and righteous (especially in regards to children) by virtue of having a capacity to give birth. Regardless of how stupid and nonsensical the decision is. It also results in other privileges too, such as reduced jail time.
She has 'mother superior complex".
by @MAVP December 4, 2020
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Dirty Sunrise

To wake up a loved one, friend or a stranger by farting in close proximity to thier face, whilst whispering, 'Good morning'
Craig woke his wife at 4am this morning with a Dirty Sunrise!
by Howard Towers December 7, 2020
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