sucking ham

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, my mom walked in when I was with Jenny, I was sucking ham when she saw us."

by ohohooho August 18, 2010

What the suck!??

A question and exclamation describing the negative in something, showing a measure of something that sucks.

This month's movies has country fried remakes of Footloose, steampunk Musketeers and a whiny emo soundtrack to the game Batman Arkham City. What the suck!??

by BondDave October 21, 2011

suck tit

what you call someone who is a big baby or afraid to do something adventurous, or has no courage, - meaning "you are such a baby you might as well still be sucking your mother's tit (breast)."

You don't want to play hockey without a helmet, you "suck tit"?

by Verona Bythesea January 24, 2009

suck socks

A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.

Hey man, why don’t you just suck socks?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019

suck a toe

A phrase used when you don’t want to be a bully

martha:hey jill
Jill: Suck a toe

by suck a toe42069 February 10, 2019

suck on a chode

suck a small and wide dick

"hi fredrik, why dont you go and suck on a chode" suck on a chode

by willdic April 26, 2016

LIFE SUCKS

So Bad That if Earth asked me if I wanted one I'd say naw fam

LIFE SUCKS AND ITS BAAAAD

by Dr. Dude Man January 4, 2019