The Billionaire and the Submarine

A sex game where a woman sits on a man's face and slowly crushes him to death while he loses oxygen

"hey baby, wanna play the billionaire and the submarine?"
"Sure baby, take a deep breath"

by A_A_Ron85 June 26, 2023

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Urban Dictionary spelling wrong

I got "there are 2 error preventing this from being submitted" when I typed gibberish

by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022

Submergency

An underwater emergency
To be under water, AND in an emergency.

The shark caused total submergency!

by Cobalt65 January 26, 2008

submission hold

When a girl during sex, wants a short time out.

have you ever made a guy tapout by squeezing your legs around his head in a submission hold

by Scroogled November 24, 2013

midnight submarine

The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up

I woke up last night and gave the wife the old midnight submarine

by Munkiee September 12, 2013

Submissive

A person who submits to a dominant person or Sector. I don't think that is the same than slutty because that person doesn't do it necessarily for that reason. If a guy says "I fucked two girls last night" you won't describe him as a submissive person. A woman who can break double standars and make her own decisions, a woman who can fight to her goals and also a woman who wants to satisfy her desires is not submissive, but to the men sector she shouldn't do those things because "she doesn't deserve the same sexual freedom" so the woman who represses her own desires just to obey expired norms is the Submissive one

they told me: you can't do that, so I won't, oh I'm Submissive

by katty0369 September 18, 2006