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Stroke

1. a gentle movement of the fingertips on something

2. a movement in rowing to move a boat forward or back

3. ceberal hemmohage. An anerysm, an apopoloxy.

4. a jack off.

5. a 1981 hit for Billy Squier.
1. Quit stroking them damn shoes!

2. George's strokes propelled the canoe fast.

3. My grandfather died of a stroke.

4. Mark is stroking in the boy's room.

5. I heard "The Stroke" on the radio today.
... you know stroke's the word...
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007
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Stroke

That extremely loud and obnoxious dude at the bar who refers to you as "bro" - Dickhead and Meathead are both suitable synonyms.
"Shut the fuck up you stroke."
by JManMad March 15, 2013
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Bro stroke

Bro stroke A - Stroking your bros shoulder.
Bro stroke B - When your bro is having a stroke.
Bro stroke C - When you masterbate.
Bro stroke D - When you give your bro a handjob.
A - guy: hey bro, what'cha been up to? (strokes bro's shoulder)
guy 2: o_O nice bro stroke A, quite relaxing...

B - "OH SHIT BRO, YOU'RE HAVING A BROSTOKE B, SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!"

C - "YEAH, the other day, i was in my room, brostroke-c'in."

D - "Want a bro stroke-D?"
"sure"
by IzzywinklePants February 7, 2010
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stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball
We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.
by Nick D September 24, 2003
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The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.
The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*




*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply
by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003
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Stoker

A MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy. Also known as Bilge Rats and Spanner Wankers. Usually recognised by the greasy blue overalls and wearing a pair of ear defenders around their necks.
Wiggy: There's smoke coming out of the engine room.
Slinger: Call the Chief Stoker, he's on duty tonight.
by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007
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Choke Stroke

The act of placing the dick down the throat (preferably during face fucking) and then jerking it off through the neck.
I was face fucking her and she gave me a choke stroke.
by Tverano October 18, 2017
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