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the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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Stocking

person 1: stocking is so bad bruh
person 2: word bro, best goth chick ever
by ewadewaewaewa January 30, 2024
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Stock Car Racing

A sport where multiple drivers and crews work on the car week in and week out to go tear it up and have fun
by HailieeDeeganWillWinIn2022 February 6, 2022
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Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.
“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”
by Coolguybobduncan December 7, 2021
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e-stocking

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!
by Lemmingpie December 17, 2013
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curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008
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DO-STOCK

A word used to emphasis yes or a un controlable blat when under the influence. Also known as Fokn Oat
Friend Says: 'Tay are you choplord?' Answer 'DO-STOCK'
by Manawatu REP June 1, 2011
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