Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018
Get the Starbucksmug. An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!
by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019
Get the Go to Starbucksmug. "Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"
"Hell yeah! "
"Hell yeah! "
by posidon7845632 April 26, 2017
Get the Starbucksmug. Starbucks is a world famous coffee chain. It is the gayest, most niche, most known, and most favored by the girls, the gays and the theys.
"Oh, Jessica, I went to Starbucks today. Girl, I kid you not, the cashier was the hottest guy I've ever met."
by DeeCunt March 9, 2021
Get the Starbucksmug. Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"
by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019
Get the Starbucksmug. Starbucks has tea, Frappuccinos, coffee and more! I love Starbucks bc they have many flavors and food. Starbucks is better than all coffee shops bc of the price and variety. Now, get yo self some Starbucks
by Sunny_side.up11 November 29, 2019
Get the Starbucksmug. by ✨Bi Panic✨ June 30, 2022
Get the Starbucks Frosty Popmug.