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Squidward

PHAT DICKNOSED SQUID
Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right
by Squidward’s chosen one May 17, 2022
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smizzard

that guy is a smizzard yo!
by lil goonie June 9, 2022
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squidward nose

Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Skizzard

When you hit a pogo ball (AKA wall ball) fast and low enough for it to skid on the ground before it hits the wall. One of the most unreturnable hits in pogo (wall ball).
Damn, Joel just hit a sick skizzard to win his 1v1. Is he gonna call limo and let everyone in or keep 1v1ing?
by p0g0g0d August 31, 2022
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Squidtarded

An act where a squid squirts ink onto the fisherman catching said squid. Or squirts ink onto another crew member, particularly if the ink hits their face.
Steve got squidtarded while out fishing yesterday and the stains are still visible. Try using a net to stop the chance of getting squidtarded.
by ReBait January 26, 2023
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squidwardsexual

You are sexually attracted to squidward.

If you are actually sexually attracted to squidward, go fuck your mom. Wait! but i thought yo mother left for her secetary.
hey guys! Tony is squidwardsexual!

Haha! what a bozo for being squidwardsexual! Tony!
by Badhu February 24, 2023
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Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.
by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023
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