squire

Two Definitions

A.a little bitch

B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".

"Dood stop being a squire."

"Close your legs you smell like squire."

by Ch1ng-A-L1ng August 28, 2006

Squirell

A slang term for a female rower from New Zealand who displays no capacity for rational though apart from thinking about nuts. Often used to describe novice athletes when they make very basic mistakes.

Look at the crew full of squirell's who have sunk their boat.

by MT!!! January 14, 2008

Squirmy Banshee

The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.

I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.

by Bocaj and Noremac November 13, 2011

squirming

When you scrunch up your face and fall on the floor.

falls*
HE'S squirming! BEAT HIM NOW!!!!

by Mrsd January 20, 2015

squiffer

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

Suicide Squirell Racers (SSR)

The SSR, is a group of Elite, Fast, Motorcycle Racers and Track Day Enthusiassts who reside mainly ont he forum www.DCSportbikes.com.

Theie rejection of the Guapanese Language makes them a hated foe to the Big Sack Ridaz (BSR) of the same website.

Unfortunately the SSR being a group of highly motivated Military lead (SteelRain, A former Marine is their leader; with his section leaders being former military, law enforcement, or governemnt officials). More commmonly the SSR leaves the BSR sucking on fumes.

"Dem Suicide Squirell Racers (SSR) fools just stabbed them BSR tools on the inside of turn 1 and left like screem and parkers, mang!"

by RF900r November 7, 2006

squirelly

Crazed, wacked out dog whose rear legs fully extend past the front two while in a full-out running motion. When on grass, turf flies left, right and center. Can be caused by screaming a spastic "squirelly" multiple times until the dog flips out. Must emphasize that it must be screamed as: "squir-leeeeeeeeee" over and over, with enough force to make your face turn red.

Look ma, that dogs gone squirelly.

by Skawt N. October 23, 2005