squirkel

Squirkel-A square or rectangle with rounded corners.

The teacher drew a squirkel on the board.

by Katie723005 January 19, 2018

Squirrel doggin’

Fornicating on the dance floor. And no... fingers don’t count.

We were squirrel doggin’ to Justin Timberlake.

by Flock yeah July 12, 2018

squirrel nonce

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.

John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you

by Reesebby October 1, 2018

Squirrel twirl

A Canadian version of the “squirrel tap”.

Involving twisting the scrotum like a cheap veggie sack and then a quick back hand to Mr. Bojangles

Summer and Tim were playing around and she accidentally squirrel tapped him.. “ I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirrel twirl eh”

by Hardassstyle August 25, 2020

Squirrel Flip

When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.

"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"

"They're blue today!"

by Deadly44 September 26, 2020

Squidmontolatriophobia

Fear of Brian with a Y (Bryan)

Bro 1: "Dude I have Squidmontolatriophobia"
Bro 2: "The fuck is that"
Bro 1: "The fear of Brian with a y"
Bro 2:"BRYAN?! UUUUUUGGGGGHH THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING"

by BigDaddyShrek :) October 9, 2021

Squirrel Syndrome

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.

Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.

by Startup Street September 15, 2022