Squidward Effect

When you almost lose consciousness while playing a online game or in a voice chat.

My friend Todd experienced the Squidward effect while playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

Squidward Effect

When you almost lose consciousness while in a voice chat or on a online game.

My friend Todd experienced the Squidward effect while playing Minecraft.

by Casper! August 21, 2025

Squidward bait

Failed attempts at spreading negativity amongst a positive environment

Alex: Hey nice base in Minecraft Veil!

Spoofer: Base could be better.

Alex: Squidward bait.

by Kovey August 28, 2025

Squidward Chin

Where a old man shits on your chin and you lick while rubbing it to Squidward from the hit series Spongebob Squarepants

I did a squidward chin on my mom.

by BIG O SIGMA September 2, 2025

skidmark moore

when someone poops themselves then plays a sport with the shit in there pants

Hes a skidmark moore!

by Jaydon mossgogg October 27, 2025

Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.

Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."

by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025

Psychic Skidmarks

Damage to your psyche caused by an unusually large brain fart.

Bob forgot to get Betty Sue a present for her birthday and now he has to deal with the psychic skidmarks.

Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.

by thaitied December 31, 2008