Spunk Mail

Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.

Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!

by heavymetalist.com June 4, 2011

Spunk Warrior

The name given to a girl that enjoys man fluids so much she will do pretty much anything to get it

Man1: did you see that girl last night she sucked pretty much the whole party off
Man2: really?! Sounds like a bit of a spunk warrior to me

by Max hardon March 31, 2011

Spunk Protection

Lip gloss or any other animal tested product that females apply to their lips to make foreign subtsnaces easily removable.

"Hey baby can I blow all over your face?"
"Yeah if you want to. Just let me put on some Spunk protection first"

by swerve the bird April 8, 2008

rubber spunk

The semen (better known as cum) inside of a rubber after you finish blowing a big one right after a great fuck.

Man, last night I fucked the hell out of my girl friend and afterward, I pull off the condom and slung my RUBBER SPUNK all over her shit.

She call me a nasty ass bastard, but I didn't care; She already got my shit off.....LOL

by Doctor Mattadon December 14, 2008

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021

spunk sandwitch

the act of cumming inside a persons asshole and cheeks in other words filling the sandwich buns with your special sauce after you fill it with the meat

my girlfriend loves spunk sandwitches with a side of fries

by bob boberton April 13, 2015

spunk lash

This term is used to describe when a man ejaculates so much its in lashings!

Im going to spunk lash all over your face.

by LA2K3 May 2, 2003