Spunk

A person who is good looking or cute.

That guy/girl is a real spunk.

by RobboFett September 19, 2005

Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"

Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!

by criestinaa January 30, 2009

Spunk Bed

When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.

Dude, Ed got wasted and just passed out in the spunk bed!

by Zig August 29, 2005

spunk weasel

somebody who sucks so much at stuff.

"I just failed to put in a definion for spunk weasel cos I spelt it spunk weisel." "That is cos you are a spunk weasel at spelling."

by Daniel Baker December 13, 2008

Spunk Dump

A woman (or man!) makes herself 'available' to one or two men from a group friends and all they other men find out and also manage to nail her, repeatedly, taking her total of your group into double figures.

' That girl you went home with the other night you do know she has slept with a couple of your mates?', 'Yeah I do she is the football teams Spunk Dump!'

by Oinoisy4 June 17, 2009

Ankle spanker

A penis.

On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.

by Uncle Whiskers February 8, 2018

Spit, Spunk or a Finger?

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities

- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?

by Thomulas July 22, 2009