sports writer

noun

1 : one who is not a very good writer

2 : an oxymoron

sports writer : First of all let me say to begin with that Jamal Reynolds is in my own personal opinion a draft bust.

regular writer : In my personal opinion drafting Jamal Reynolds was a bad decision for the Green Bay Packers.

by Dirk The Daring December 6, 2010

extreme sport

Masturbating without the doors locked when your whole family is home

Extreme sport ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ur mom double gay May 9, 2018

sporting palace

According to the Hostage episode of Gunsmoke and to a historical marker in Hays City Kansas, this is an old time term for a brothel.

Looking at Miss Kitty, her kidnapper says, It ain’t no surprise to find Matt Dillon’s woman in a sporting palace.

by John Dohh February 28, 2023

sport fuck

to fuck for entertainment purposes

I knew it was a sport fuck when he started laughing at me.

by h-town187 May 15, 2010

tongue sports

rapid tongue movement requiring incredible talent, practice, and endurance training

Lauren: Don't stick your tongue out at me! That was violent! You're going to strain your tongue!
Dan: Are you kidding? I've been practicing my tongue sports lately!!

by theonewithbetterunderwear9 September 18, 2005

Sport Fishing

The act of a married or attached guy flirting with a girl to see if they still have "it." Also known as catch and release. Sport Fishing does not end up with a hook up, if it does see "adultery"

Friend 1: Bob is hitting on that chick over there, maybe I should go tell her he's married.
Friend 2. No need man, he's just sport fishing.

by Barbecue Man August 6, 2012

sports-over

When one is very tired/sore due to the extreme playing of a sport the day before.

Nah dude I have the worst sports-over from the basketball tournament last night.

by snakebait69 June 14, 2011