stooglemart

An unintelligent being, similar to an Oaf

God dammit zoe is a stooglemart

by Poko the monkey March 23, 2003

spooge

Spooge;... Pearl Jam Cock Snot Cum, Ball Butter, One-Eyed Trouser Snake Spit, Nut-Juice, Salty Dog, aka Splooge.

She swallowed all my spooge last night.

by TomCat69W December 28, 2005

spooge bag

A squeezable container used for the application of icing to cake

also spooge-bag, spoogebag

Goddamned spooge bag clogged up! Now how am I supposed to finish decorataing this cake?

by http://ghastly.keenspace.com May 29, 2004

spooge

Paint from a paintball that mistakenly breaks in a paintball gun. This causes the gun to jam or fire erratically.

I've got spooge in my gun, do you have a squeege?

by Kenny G July 28, 2008

sporgle

v. to vomit while having sex
n. the act of vomiting while having sex

The sex was all good until I sporgled all over her.

by Bob Boblaw September 21, 2008

spooge

sperm

when a girl gives you a bonner and she sucks it then you spooges

by monkey sex July 31, 2009

spoolen

a word defining that which is considered to be stupid

That girl's outfit was so spoolen yesterday.
How could you forget your keys? That's so spoolen.

by JJCV January 31, 2009