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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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Spike

Spike is one of those boys that can act stupidly but is really sweet and everyone likes and you would be lucky to go out with him
You know spike
Yeah

he's hot isn't he

Oh yeah
by Real named January 16, 2017
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Spike

Is a thing that can be used as a weapon as the tip of the spike is complete sharp
While in smash bros language,this is called a stronger meteor smash,some characters need to press A with the joystick being down(see also ganondorf and the gif below)
1:the guy killed the chef on the train with a spike so almost no clues here
2:pro:zOMG i jest spiked dat n00b me such pro me use ganon🅱️0rf
Name:real pro:u just lucky i bet i can win u with the worst ch4r4c+3r(leet due to using charizard)
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 23, 2019
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Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water
Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.
by fodueao spondonicles October 27, 2019
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Spike spike

When you fart and it feels spiky
by By @big_h_dog69 January 10, 2021
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Spike

Then I took out my spike.
by Judge dredd7 November 4, 2011
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buddy spiked

When someone or someones you don't want to accompany you on a trip stow away and come with you.
Initially from the Disney Pixar film 'The Incredibles'
I really didn't want to go to the party with 'X' but they turned up at exactly the same time as me and latched on. I've been buddy spiked
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