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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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Spike

Spike is one of those boys that can act stupidly but is really sweet and everyone likes and you would be lucky to go out with him
You know spike
Yeah

he's hot isn't he

Oh yeah
by Real named January 16, 2017
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Spike

Is a thing that can be used as a weapon as the tip of the spike is complete sharp
While in smash bros language,this is called a stronger meteor smash,some characters need to press A with the joystick being down(see also ganondorf and the gif below)
1:the guy killed the chef on the train with a spike so almost no clues here
2:pro:zOMG i jest spiked dat n00b me such pro me use ganon🅱️0rf
Name:real pro:u just lucky i bet i can win u with the worst ch4r4c+3r(leet due to using charizard)
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 23, 2019
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Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water
Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.
by fodueao spondonicles October 27, 2019
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Spiked

Yo Justin is so cute

Nah he's spiked
Oh ew nvm he probably watches the solo part in a porn film where someone touches themselves
by TheNameSoloWasTaken July 30, 2021
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spike and cinna

remember speedo and cinna? well throw that shit off, another man's on the table, the maniac, the sexy, the man, spike061
speedo: fuk you i go do illegal stuff
cinna: no.
spike: *tips fedora* m'lady
*spike and cinna have sex*
by atyzin July 31, 2021
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Spiked

Lumber prices have Spiked and so has hinder lips of an angel. Sunday Funday
Zac Moss has really spiked his investments this quarter! He must have PENN
by Zwright August 8, 2021
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