Sperm Burn

The result of dryed up ejaculate on a face.

Steve could not go out Saturday because of the sperm burn recieved on Friday night.

by stefan`124 March 9, 2009

sperm burper

a fag whose breath smells like sperm when he burps

fuckin a man get out of my face you sperm burper.go burp your sperm somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by emu March 5, 2003

Sperm Sisters

Women who all have a child with the same mans sperm and support each other for the sake of the children.

"We didn't know too much about each other, but now that we're sperm sisters our sons have the right to know their brothers from other mothers"

by milk9837 October 18, 2011

Sperm Perm

Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.

"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."

by mc080290 December 22, 2006

loser sperm

The discharge that exist the penis right before the actual sperm. Also known as pre-nut. Loser sperm can actually cause conception resulting in a very stupid child that will grow into a stupid adult. Also known as Emo kids.

Sure you pulled out in time, but your son listens to emo music and crys...often. Your mistake of a son is the result of loser sperm.

by Rooster von dtuch November 1, 2006

Sperm worm

Another word for a penis.

"Wow, I'd like to blow his sperm worm"

by Doreen Marie December 14, 2011

Sperm Zombie

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face and gets it in her eye and she runs around like a zombie, looking for a towel with her arm stretched out.

Dan: I jizzed in my girl's eye and she became a Sperm Zombie looking for a towel
Alex: Oh MY God, I'm dying of laughter right now.

by irockatcod4 December 26, 2011