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Soggy Dolphin 

When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.
Man I was so drunk the other night I saw Leroy give the Soggy Dolphin to 8 women.

Soggy Nacho 

When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.
Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.
Soggy Nacho by Keith L September 19, 2006

soggy johnny 

the act of putting cereal(preferably frosted flakes) in a willing female companions snatch, once they become evenly coated in her wet cave you release your man mustard to soggy them and recoat with frosty goodness
"Jim: yo what happened last night?"
"Tim: i got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs for frosted flakes but could finish them so i gave her the ol' soggy johnny"
"Tim: niceee"

Soggy Cucumber

When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.
My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.

soggy Latka 

the same as soggy biscuit but instead of guys jacking off on a biscuit...Jews guys get together and jack off on a latka and the last person to cum eats it.
Person1-5--cums on latka
person6- (fat dude who ahs never jacked off) Cums on latka...puts a ton of it on!
Person 7- shit i have to eat the soggy latka
soggy Latka by Jewjacker February 16, 2006

Soggy Swanny 

while wanking shout out all his nick names and try and cum before you say all of them
Dude, I did the soggy swanny last night I only got to three of his nicknames
Soggy Swanny by suck my dongle April 15, 2009