Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 12, 2018

super sober

When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys

I have have six talks online, I’m super sober

by Jeanines plus1 September 04, 2022

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown September 01, 2021

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown September 01, 2021

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023

atlanta sober

like california sober, but with delta 8

"I don't do pills, I'm Atlanta sober"

by atlanta sober March 14, 2023