Smugemployment

The uniquely smug feeling that you get when you see a previous employer (especially one with which the working relationship did not end well) is still desperately in need of your services.

"The magazine cut my proofreading services a couple of months ago. I just checked out their newest issue and it's full of embarrassing typos. I got a serious case smugemployment and decided to go out and celebrate the poetic justice."

by harveydanger August 15, 2013

Sludge Guns

Commonly called bingo wings or upper arm fat, Sludge guns are when the area on a woman's upper arm between the elbow and shoulder are fat or chunky.
Even thin women can be inflicted Sludge guns.

When I'm at the beach I get sick and dizzy feeling because of all the sludge guns.

I went to bingo with my aunt last night...It was sludge gun mania!

by ThirstingForMen September 17, 2015

Snudge Pipe

A type of pipe that is lined with weed commonly used by doctors and history students

You know what I’m looking forward to a bit of Friday and my snudge pipe.

by Crustinisation November 11, 2017

Smurged

Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.

Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.

by SuperTrucker22 May 20, 2018

Smugged

It's very similiar to getting robbed, only difference is is that the robber is very smug.

''My friend got smugged yesterday, they took his wallet and phone''

by YatsuNord May 9, 2018

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I really need new windshield wipers, the windshield is so smudgy when I use them.

by jariaz June 4, 2018

Spudgender

When you feel as if starch runs through your veins and soil makes you feel comforting.

I like burying myself in mulch and feel myself sprout, it's how I get in contact with my spudgender.

by memux March 12, 2019