smoking a pole

Giving a blow job.

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.

by Traburn March 24, 2016

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

Smoking the same pie

when a group of people are equally delusional about any given topic are situation

john and richie both think frehsly picked lemons cause lyme disease. they're all smoking the same pie

by mistahroga June 3, 2018

Smoking the Hotdog

Sucking a sweaty dick

Jenny was smoking the Hotdog on the highschool quarterback

by Quasidodo June 10, 2018

SWOTing

Pranking somebody with an unwanted/surprising SWOT analysis;

surprising her/him with an honest reflection of their inherent strengths, weaknesses as well as opportunities and threats as exterior influences to their lives.

Marc recently got swoted anonymously - the excruciating detail of praise and criticism in a balanced manner let him confused and paranoid.

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Hey, I'm swoting Daniel, do you have any more threats to his well-being? The more personal, the creepier the whole thing. Oh, do you have some good personal traits for his strengths, too?

by Claus Nevermore March 19, 2018

smoking fajita

when you have sexual intercorse with a mexican female and her sexual organs start to steam

“i was fucking this mexican chick and i have her a smoking fajita that shit was fire dawg

by baileymk6 July 16, 2018

Smoking simulator

Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.

I love playing Smoking simulator it my favorite video game

by Game mode 0 July 23, 2018