human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 30, 2018

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Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow

"Let's get blackout sloth tonight"

by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016

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sloth

coral. an ancient creature found in the ice age brought up by a racist dad and RAPED BY HER UNCLE!

girl "oh my god look at that sloth!"

by sean jacko June 22, 2008

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Sloth

A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.

Yo dude did you here of that sloth down in Costa Rica

by A Sleepin Sloth September 15, 2016

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A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.

"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"

by Dagz January 22, 2014

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