Son-(reading under his breath) With breasts like towers...
Mother-What are you reading, young man? That type of book is not allowed in this house.
Son-The Bible. Song of Songs.
Mother-Oh. Well, go watch VeggieTales instead. **Jerks Bible away**
Mother-What are you reading, young man? That type of book is not allowed in this house.
Son-The Bible. Song of Songs.
Mother-Oh. Well, go watch VeggieTales instead. **Jerks Bible away**
by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007
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We drink and we pillage and we do what we please.
We get all that we want for free.
We'll kick your ass and rape your lass.
Somalian pirates we!
So with a yo ho ho.
And with a ye he he.
We take to the African sea.
We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls.
Somalian pirates we!
We left our homes and we left our mudders,
To go on a pillagin' spree.
We'll cut off your ears and break your toes
and make you drink our pee.
And if you sail into our waters,
You best hear this decree.
We'll take your boat, set your ass afloat
Somalian pirate we.
And with a yo ho ho.
And a tricky lahty do.
We'll shoot you in the face with glee.
Then we'll cut off your cock and feed it to a croc.
Somalian pirates we.
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please.
We get all that we want for free.
We'll kick your ass and rape your lass.
Somalian pirates we!
So with a yo ho ho.
And with a ye he he.
We take to the African sea.
We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls.
Somalian pirates we!
We left our homes and we left our mudders,
To go on a pillagin' spree.
We'll cut off your ears and break your toes
and make you drink our pee.
And if you sail into our waters,
You best hear this decree.
We'll take your boat, set your ass afloat
Somalian pirate we.
And with a yo ho ho.
And a tricky lahty do.
We'll shoot you in the face with glee.
Then we'll cut off your cock and feed it to a croc.
Somalian pirates we.
by ICallBS July 7, 2011
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From the cd Does this look infected?
The song is about a friend of the band who contracted HIV.
From the cd Does this look infected?
The song is about a friend of the band who contracted HIV.
by some guy February 19, 2007
Get the the hell song mug.a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.
slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.
slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.
while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."
kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."
kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"
by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008
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