Like shite off a shovel 

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

Like shite off a shovel by Darblonks July 21, 2009

Spork and Shovel 

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

Spork and Shovel by urbanicious January 25, 2021

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

When Shit Breaks The Shovel by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.

We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.

Alabama Snow Shovel by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022

I grab my shovel 

A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown

“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!

I grab my shovel by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

put down the shovel 

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

put down the shovel by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023

Andrew Tate Shovel Hook 

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Hym "Andrew Tate shovel hook is the best I've ever seen. Right hand, left hand, doesn't matter. Set's it up nicely. Always downs."

Andrew Tate Shovel Hook by Hym Iam July 17, 2023