shapinga

Shapinga is when you’re hitting your grandma from the back and simultaneously your uncle runs over your dog with a dump truck.

The other day I was performing shapinga at Grammy’s house and I went outside and found Scruffy bleeding out on the sidewalk.

by DommyDifference December 2, 2019

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020

Slapping ass month

In October people are allowed to go around slapping people’s ass’s and not get in trouble so girls/guys can slap each others ass’s

“Omg Jake Tyler just slapped my ass” - Anna
“Welp it’s October which means it’s slapping ass month”- Jake

by Gothgirlcliche October 6, 2020

Early Shopping

Drinking before 9 am, usually done on a Sunday or random holiday with a small (4-5) group of friends and family. Translated from the German tradition of Fruhshoppen.

hey man why are you leaving the party so early?

"I have to get up tomorrow and do some early shopping"

by PooFacer August 19, 2008

Dream Shopping

Online shopping for things you cant afford or dream of having.

I was Dream Shopping today on gucci.com..man i wish i could buy all that stuff for real!

by shoes12 July 9, 2011

sidewalk shopping

Outfitting your home with junk other people have tossed to the curb.

Following the "curb alerts" on Craig's List.

"WOW, nice end tables... where did ya get these?" "Found them on the side of the road near work, aren't they cool?"

"Tuesday is trash day, how about a little sidewalk shopping, I need lamps"

by The Cuttah, Baby. December 29, 2011

slug slapping

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.

At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.

by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013