shitter

A person who’s main goal is to be as ironic or annoying as possible, but not in an asshole way.

Josh eats doritos by licking it first, then eating it.

Jake says “you’re such a shitter, eat it right”

fuck you josh

by Kataja Park February 8, 2022

sick shitter

the most amazing ass that youve seen on a female

guy1: check that chick out
guy2: yeah shes got a sick shitter

by Teddy Rosevelt February 5, 2008

shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

shithead-strike

possibly male with an unusual fetish for Ed, Edd and Eddy. most likely to be a dickhead found farming. Usually has no peers.

That Oliver guy is a right shithead-strike, he needs to get a life!

by spanishlovingfagoli May 10, 2009

Beer Shitter

A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.

Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.

by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008

Secret Shitter

A secret shitter is one who poops more then the normal person, yet denies even pooping once.


Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.

He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"

Chris- Mike i know your shitting
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.

by Christopher G. Webb March 12, 2009

shitter

A 4-person card game played by nearly everyone in Turlock, CA.
The goal of the game is to get rid of your hand before the other 3 players. the person with the 3 of clubs starts out the game by placing it in the center. ina clockwise fashion, each player puts down a similar (single, double, triple, 4-of-a-kind, striaght, etc) that is greater than the card before it. After the first round of playing, the player who got rid of their hand the quickest becomes "King"; the next player is the "Queen"; the next is "Jack"; the the player last becomes the "Shitter". After the titles are given, the King takes 2 cards of his choice from the Shitter and gives back 2 of his own. The same goes for the Queen and the Jack, except only one card is exchanged.

I have a deck of cards in my backpack--does anyone want to play shitter?

by John H Pitman May 14, 2007