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Hola Sheet

An exclamation often said when surprised at one's luck
"Hola Sheet!" the man shouted out loud after winning the lottery.
by Shockz13 September 3, 2019
mugGet the Hola Sheetmug.

tomato sheet

It's when a guy puts a grandma in a tomato and gives it to a girl who has a snookie poof but bigger.
1: YO did you hear Jack did a tomato sheet last night?

2: NAHH UHH BROO!!
by Pyeroxsox November 22, 2011
mugGet the tomato sheetmug.

Sheeting up

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.
Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.
by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018
mugGet the Sheeting upmug.

beat sheet

The old sheet beside the bed you use to clean up jizz.
Johnny had no tissue to clean up his jizz so he just used his Beat Sheet.
by cliftondj May 13, 2010
mugGet the beat sheetmug.

Sheet Smusher

Used to describe a man who is among other masculine qualities quite proficient at coitus. As well as being a fornicating phenomenon also obtains copious amounts of strange.

Origin: Fatty Girl by LL Cool J
Timmy - "Hey you see that no neck, roided out, sheet smusher over there?"

Johnny - "Yeah"

Timmy - "He fights in the UFC"
by Kimifan December 12, 2010
mugGet the Sheet Smushermug.

Skeet Sheet

Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.
by ThurnisWolf July 7, 2011
mugGet the Skeet Sheetmug.

fuck sheets

n. The sheets you use to scrump when you're on your period.
You don't want to stain your good sheets red do you?
by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004
mugGet the fuck sheetsmug.

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