tail shagging

Someone is all ways up your ass

Dude stop tail shagging me it's annoying

by Weren1x October 27, 2023

Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

by kyouten3 August 23, 2011

Shag doom

When you use someone for a shag a couple times

Betty: so this meant nothing to you, i feel so used
Bruno: the hell you knew this was never anything to me, you knew you was always a shag doom you over dramatic bitch

by U what hoe February 27, 2018

Horton shag

Putting between 1-3 Tim Horton donuts on your cock before penetrating a woman's vagina

I gave my girlfriend the Horton shag last night.

by donut fucker January 28, 2016

Gag and shag

The new Netflix and chill. The act of having sex and oral

Do you want to come back for a session of gag and shag

by Sexybugger69 December 4, 2016

shag weed

Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. It’s a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.

Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think they’re just better than you.

Girl A: Whatever.

by Alarkii ! May 11, 2021

sneaky shag

When someone sneaks away for a social gathering to engage in coitus

Person 1: Where's Alex?
Person 2: He went off for a sneaky shag with Karen.

by Where did I leave my tardis November 4, 2015